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No Such Thing As A Free Launch: International Cricket Captain 2013

They really should have named this year’s version the “Boof Lehmann Life Simulator”. Because everyone wants to know what it’s like to be a bloke called Boof, even if for only one day.

No Comments | June 30, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: ,

Ashes Tour Diary #4: The End Is The Beginning Is The End

Not much to talk about this week, other than what has been going on in Animal Crossing. You should check out my Plaza Tree. It’s massive!

No Comments | June 28, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,

Food Processors Are Great: Cricketers Sell Out.

Cricketers and bad television commercials go together like Hendrick’s gin, Schweppes tonic, a slice of Waitrose organic cucumber and some ICC-approved non-branded ice.

No Comments | June 27, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #32: Alex Tudor

The greatest nightwatchman of them all.

No Comments | June 26, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #39: June 25th 2013

Plenty to discuss this week: Australia’s latest farce, the Champions Trophy shambles and general cricketing bedlam.

No Comments | June 25, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , ,

England vs. New Zealand, T20 Series: Preview

England and New Zealand have one last chance to get to know one another before going off to college. Or something.

Champions Trophy Final, England vs. India: Review

Well that ended rather badly didn’t it?

No Comments | June 24, 2013 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , ,

Champions Trophy: Team of the Tournament

Good things are rubbish. Here’s our team of the tournament, based on our childish refusal to do what Editor Steve asks us to do.

No Comments | June 23, 2013 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , , , ,

Ashes Tour Diary #3: So…Who Wants To Be The Next Australian Test Captain?

How, as an Australian, do you deal with the current Ashes tour? By ignoring it completely and looking to a brighter future ahead.

No Comments | June 21, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Champions Trophy Semi-Final, England vs. South Africa: Review

England are the worst good team ever. And when choking isn’t choking at all.

No Comments | June 20, 2013 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , , , ,