They really should have named this year’s version the “Boof Lehmann Life Simulator”. Because everyone wants to know what it’s like to be a bloke called Boof, even if for only one day.
Not much to talk about this week, other than what has been going on in Animal Crossing. You should check out my Plaza Tree. It’s massive!
Cricketers and bad television commercials go together like Hendrick’s gin, Schweppes tonic, a slice of Waitrose organic cucumber and some ICC-approved non-branded ice.
The greatest nightwatchman of them all.
Plenty to discuss this week: Australia’s latest farce, the Champions Trophy shambles and general cricketing bedlam.
England and New Zealand have one last chance to get to know one another before going off to college. Or something.
Good things are rubbish. Here’s our team of the tournament, based on our childish refusal to do what Editor Steve asks us to do.
How, as an Australian, do you deal with the current Ashes tour? By ignoring it completely and looking to a brighter future ahead.
England are the worst good team ever. And when choking isn’t choking at all.