A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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The Bold And The Beautiful: These Are The Lives Of Test Captains

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days of Our Lives.

2 Comments | August 28, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

A Hard Day’s Night

51allout save Test cricket. Again.

2 Comments | July 2, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

A Cook And Bell Story

51allout joins the queue of people saying nasty things about Alastair Cook.

New England: The Post-Probationary Period Report

We want to talk tonight (about New England).

No Comments | June 25, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Around The Grounds #6: Lord’s

A day spent with the landed gentry. And John Emburey.

No Comments | June 18, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

County Championship 2014: England Watch Vol 5.0

Time to check who’s been executing their skills so far this season. Clue: not James Tredwell.

No Comments | May 10, 2014 | | First Class, Tests | Tags: , , ,

FAO: New England

The list of things that England need to do doesn’t just begin and end with “never pick Boyd Rankin again.”

No Comments | April 28, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

England Ladder: Test Matches

The hardest thing we’ve done since we tried to do The Chemical Brothers at a local karaoke night.

5 Comments | February 4, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Australia vs. England, 4th ODI: Preview

Three-nil will become four-nil, as sure as the WACA’s cold drinks vending system will go wrong.

3 Comments | January 23, 2014 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Australia vs. England, Third Test: It’s Over

With the help of two songs not yet part of the Barmy Army repertoire, 51allout dismantle England.

No Comments | December 18, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,