The race is on to spend a summer listening to Peter Moores speak and have Mitchell Johnson wang the ball towards your head at 95mph. Who could resist?!
Time to check who’s been executing their skills so far this season. Clue: not James Tredwell.
Which of the Watchees are off on their jollies to the (allegedly) 14th richest country in the world by GDP?
You lot might have spent all week tucking into dozens of Easter Eggs, but for the England hopefuls it’s been unrelenting cricket all the way. Except for Gary Ballance who did both.
The County Championship rumbles on like a juggernaut. Or maybe more of a Transit van.
Come have a look at some of the men you’ll be berating for scoring too slowly and bowling too short in just a few weeks’ time.