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County Championship 2014: England Watch Vol 5.0

Time to check who’s been executing their skills so far this season. Clue: not James Tredwell.

No Comments | May 10, 2014 | | First Class, Tests | Tags: , , ,
ANSARI INJURY

Around The Grounds #2: The Oval

51allout go to London, accompanied by some hidden cans of lager.

2 Comments | April 22, 2014 | | First Class, Opinion | Tags: , , , ,
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Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #44: Martin Bicknell

The epitome of 90s England.

No Comments | January 12, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,
Editor Steve makes his views about dissenting writers very clear.

FLT20 Finals Day Preview: Part Two

Part two of our build up to T20 Finals Day looks at last year’s winners and takes the piss out of Surrey’s names-from-a-hat based recruitment policy.

No Comments | August 16, 2013 | | T20 | Tags: , , , , ,
Everything seemed okay at the team meeting.
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County Cricket 2013: A Tale of Two Saffas (AKA Dernbach for England!)

After destroying Somerset’s England contingent on a flat pitch, it’s time to fire up the bad boy bandwagon.

1 Comment | April 23, 2013 | | First Class | Tags: , , ,
Kevin Pietersen complains that the commute from the wicket at the Oval back to the pavilion after a first-ball duck is far too long for him and his family.

How Do You Solve The English Domestic T20 ‘Problem’?

With T20 crowds in England at their lowest since the format was invented in 2003, Steve Grant pinpoints the reason and offers a very simple solution.

6 Comments | July 4, 2012 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , , , , , , , ,
Schofield tumbles over in surprise at the thought of actually taking a wicket

Whatever Happened to the Unlikely Lads? #9: Chris Schofield

Hussain, Atherton, Caddick, Flintoff, Gough, Headley, Hick, Ramprakash, Schofield, Stewart, Vaughan and White. Hang on, Schofield? You just tried to slip that one in to check we were paying attention, didn’t you?

No Comments | May 31, 2012 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,