A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.
KFC Big Bash 2013/14: Round Five Review
The hectic nature of the Big Bash is something of a mixed blessing. While it’s good that there’s always another game on the way with another story to tell, it’s a bloody nightmare if you’re trying to write round by round match reports and happen to have taken a few days off. However, we know that there are people out there who rely on us for their Big Bash coverage*, so we did the only thing we could do, which is attempt to tell the stories using haiku alone. Like we said, this was supposed to be our week off.
Perth Scorchers vs. Hobart Hurricanes
Shaun and Mitch Marsh slog
Shah twitches once too often
Furnace needs more shade
Walking out to bat at the WACA can be an intimidating experience.
Sydney Thunder vs. Brisbane Heat
Kieswetter still shit
Wonder why Hussey bothers
Thunder lose again
Doorstops: surprisingly expensive these days.
Melbourne Stars vs. Adelaide Strikers
Luke Wright is our god
The Big Show is aptly named
Hales must do better
#EnglishDevereux
Sydney Sixers vs. Perth Scorchers
Yasir does the job
Super over thanks to Smith
Moises gets a pair
Henriques clears a path through Circular Quay to help Devereux get to the SCG on time.
Next time: 51allout reviews the Big Bash through the medium of interpretive dance.
* clearly not true
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