Since England couldn’t be arsed to do anything of note, we can’t be arsed to do a proper review.
If you’re going to score at two an over for an entire day, please forewarn us in future so we can stock up on gin.
If you’re going to run down the wicket and have a massive premeditated slog, try not to spoon it straight to cover; you’ll look like a nob.
If you see one of your teammates run down the wicket, have a massive slog and spoon it straight to cover, that doesn’t mean you have to block every single subsequent ball from that particular bowler all day.
Bruce Martin is not the Messiah, he’s a very average spinner. Stop making him seem otherwise.
Trent Boult is quite good.
Don’t collapse, score a bit quicker. Sacrifice anything/anyone to keep the rain away.