The Masters Champions League begins. Is it an excellent, innovative idea guaranteed to produce high quality sport? Or will it be a load of pissed up old players out on a massive jolly? You decide.
WHICH England ACE ruined Gary Ballance? WHO hit FEWER fours than Nick Compton last year? WHY is James Whitaker a HUGE dickhead?
After surveying the wreckage of England’s latest failed attempt to get bowled out for 51 again, we’ve come up with a radical solution. And it sure as shit isn’t moving Ian Bell *up* the order.
The age of Watto is coming to an end in a perfect storm of legs, balls and disappointment while everyone else laughs at his misfortune. We feel your pain, big man.
The return of the Unlikely Lads series focuses on Jade Dernbach: record breaker.
51allout ponder England’s ODI fortunes. Eoin Morgan: Why are you still here?
Jonathan Trott: Great batsman? Yep. Great at running Australian openers out? Yep. Great bowler? HELL YES.
51allout acknowledges a spectacular achievement as Alastair Cook reaches 700 days without a Test hundred.
The YouTube round up is back, complete with catches, crying and fat people falling over. Unfortunately not all at the same time.
Everybody chill out. We got this.