It’s a team news spectacular this week. Which mainly consists of three grown men pondering how aggressive a lover Chris Tremlett might be.
Cluck, cluck, gibber, gibber, my old man’s a mushroom, et cetera.
Phil Hughes has had a couple of nightmares recently – but are they his own fault?
Are Australia’s batsmen really all completely rubbish? Or have they just been distracted of late? We try and get to the bottom of the mystery, with no help at all from Tom Nook.
The second Test: sort of like watching a suicidal salmon take on a great white shark.
The Red Arrows of hype having flown past the bustling cricket ground of anticipation, it’s time to pay regards to Steve Smith’s magnificent half-century, Mitchell Starc’s mystery wide-beamer and Ashton Agar’s family and friends. Yes – it’s the post-first Ashes Test 51allout podcast and the moral compass is spinning wildly out of control like Stuart Broad’s twitter feed.