A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

Articles by Matt Larnach

The Commentary Team That Couldn’t Slow Down

Channel Nine’s commentary reminds us of something. Something not good. What could it possibly be?

No Comments | March 27, 2018 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

David Warner: The Saviour Of Test Cricket

David Warner is the hero Test cricket needs, not the one it deserves.

1 Comment | March 20, 2018 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

The Australian ODI Team: How To Fix What The Bastards At Cricket Australia Broke

There is only one solution to the woes of the Australian ODI team: A good old fashioned booting.

No Comments | January 28, 2018 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , ,

The Next Cab Off The Rank

We’ve never seen a better argument for the return of capital punishment than the crime of including Gary Ballance in a touring Ashes squad.

No Comments | January 25, 2018 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Big Bash Season 7: Discussing The Elephant In The Living Room

This season’s Big Bash seems as brash as ever, but there is that nagging feeling all is not quite right…

1 Comment | January 23, 2018 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , ,

The Big Bash: Where The Detritus Of Australian Cricket Shines

Most common overheard phrase at the Big Bash, “I remember that guy. Didn’t he play for Australia once?”

No Comments | January 11, 2018 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , ,

The ECB Ain’t Heavy, It’s Cricket Australia’s Brother

You can’t blame the ECB for torching its own domestic scene when it’s just following industry best practice.

No Comments | December 20, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Alastair Cook: From Hunter To Hunted

In English cricket the journey from top of the food chain to the bottom is a very short one.

1 Comment | December 1, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,