A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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Steven Peter Devereux Smith And The Magical Moving Goalposts

In a world full of climate change skeptics, anti-vaccers and chem trail theorists is it any surprise that the anti-Devereux brigade not only survives, but thrives?

2 Comments | March 24, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

If Someone Performs In The Sheffield Shield, But Nobody Is Around To See It…

Performances in the Sheffield Shield have fast replaced trees falling in forests as our favourite thought experiment.

No Comments | March 14, 2017 | | First Class, Opinion | Tags: , ,

Why Tour Games Are Terrible And Are Organised By Bad People

Think Donald Trump is the worst thing to happen to the world? We think the current standard of tour matches has him beat.

No Comments | March 2, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

What Does This Button Do? Things Australia Will Get Wrong In India

Australia in India promises to be a hilarious disaster for all concerned. But just where will they go wrong (aside from everywhere)?

2 Comments | January 3, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads (International Edition)? #62: Ed Cowan

We love Ed. You love Ed. Well, maybe not all of you love Ed. But you should.

No Comments | December 21, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

The Kids Are Alright: Australia And Their Nadir Of Rubbishness

If life has taught us anything, it’s that shit rolls downhill.

No Comments | November 21, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

51allout Mass Debates #11: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mitch Marsh?

51allout tackles the thorny subject of Mitch Marsh and his ongoing rubbishness.

No Comments | November 11, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

So Long Rod Marsh, We Hardly Knew Ye

Well, that turned out about as well as everyone expected: badly.

No Comments | October 17, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Australian Test Ladder Part Five: The “We Were Really, Really, Wrong About Maxwell” Edition

Sometimes you just have to admit you were wrong. But when it’s concerning Glenn Maxwell, we couldn’t be happier.

2 Comments | September 5, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Things Australia Are Shit At (Other Than Playing Spin)

Nothing warms the cockles like a good old Australian humiliation.

No Comments | August 2, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,