At least one West Indian is in fine form at the moment. Pity he isn’t a cricketer though.
Some call him Rogers. Others Buck. We simply know him as the Promised One.
Our ears may be poisoned by too much of an awful commentator, but we’ve seen the future in the form of his former opening partner.
Today we explore how one absolute bell-end has single handedly managed to destroy an otherwise fine cricketing institution.
Get the guitar.
Hurrah – one of our favouritest commentators is back on our box!
Andrew Strauss is the newbie in the Sky Sports commentary team – whilst Ian Botham flushes his head down the pan, we’ve been observing how he does.