A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.
Articles by Matt Larnach
Ashes Tour Diary #7: How To Fix Australian Cricket And Hug Your Teammates
If you only read one article this year about what is wrong with Australian cricket, make sure it’s this one.
The Worst Touring Party To Ever Visit English Shores
The Australian Test team can be happy that the woeful performance of another touring party is making their efforts look pretty good. Comparatively.
Ashes Tour Diary #6: Let’s Panic Like It’s 1989!
Cluck, cluck, gibber, gibber, my old man’s a mushroom, et cetera.
The World According To Phil Hughes
Phil Hughes has had a couple of nightmares recently – but are they his own fault?
The Great Australian Batting Crisis
Are Australia’s batsmen really all completely rubbish? Or have they just been distracted of late? We try and get to the bottom of the mystery, with no help at all from Tom Nook.
Ashes Tour Diary #5: The Ashes Are Australia’s To Lose
Smell that? It’s the stench of 60 million Englanders shitting themselves.
No Such Thing As A Free Launch: International Cricket Captain 2013
They really should have named this year’s version the “Boof Lehmann Life Simulator”. Because everyone wants to know what it’s like to be a bloke called Boof, even if for only one day.
Ashes Tour Diary #4: The End Is The Beginning Is The End
Not much to talk about this week, other than what has been going on in Animal Crossing. You should check out my Plaza Tree. It’s massive!
Ashes Tour Diary #3: So…Who Wants To Be The Next Australian Test Captain?
How, as an Australian, do you deal with the current Ashes tour? By ignoring it completely and looking to a brighter future ahead.
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