A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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The Work Experience Boy Is Back

The cricket is threatening to ruin a good old fashioned slanging match.

No Comments | November 27, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

England vs. Australia, Fourth Test: Preview

A triumphant draw at Old Trafford has paved the way for Australia to win the next seven games. Or something.

No Comments | August 7, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?

The current Australian squad can’t grow a beard or even fight.

No Comments | July 1, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Ashes Tour Diary #3: So…Who Wants To Be The Next Australian Test Captain?

How, as an Australian, do you deal with the current Ashes tour? By ignoring it completely and looking to a brighter future ahead.

No Comments | June 21, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Ashes Tour Diary #2: Owning Associate Nations (And Minors) Like A Boss

We wanted to begin this article with a bad pun about the Warner incident, but Michael Vaughan has already used them all.

2 Comments | June 15, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Ashes Tour Diary #1: How Is Everything Going Wrong Already?

The Australian tour of England is off to a predictable start. If it keeps going in this direction this could be a very short lived series to be honest.

No Comments | June 7, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #34: May 22nd 2013

It’s back! After a week off due to being bored shitless by the IPL, the 51allouters have regrouped to talk about England’s win over New Zealand.

No Comments | May 22, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , , ,

Australia In 2012: The Year Of The Pup

I wanna fly and run till it hurts, sleep for a while and speak no words, in Australia. The Manic Street Preachers have their view on Australian cricket, but what’s ours?

No Comments | December 30, 2012 | | 40/50-over, Opinion, T20, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

The KFC Big Bash: Round One Review

The KFC Big Bash is back! This may be the best thing to happen to Australia since the launch of the new KFC Zingin’ Double.

3 Comments | December 11, 2012 | | T20 | Tags: , , ,

Australia vs. South Africa, First Test: Preview

Test Cricket is back in town! And that town is Brisbane, where they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

No Comments | November 8, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,