Plenty to discuss this week: Australia’s latest farce, the Champions Trophy shambles and general cricketing bedlam.
Good things are rubbish. Here’s our team of the tournament, based on our childish refusal to do what Editor Steve asks us to do.
Laughing at Essex, Australia and Surrey, plus discussions about James Tredwell and David Warner.
Claiming a grounded catch just isn’t cricket.
More laughing at Australia this week. Unless you’re Scottish.
England faced up against Australia for the first of 789 encounters to be played this summer. It weren’t pretty.
Just a two man pod this week, due to Aussie Matt being too ashamed to appear. But what of England’s shame, getting battered at the hands (and freaky feet) of Martin Guptill?
Group B – the group of death, if death was actual death and not that poncey Group A nonsense.
Group A – the group of death, if death was a fairly run-of-the-mill cricket squad.