A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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Age Before Beauty Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Plagiarism

51allout gets mad, in the form of some charts and a bit of swearing.

No Comments | April 10, 2017 | | Opinion, Scorer's Notes | Tags: ,
The Cook Report

The Cook Report

51allout makes the definitive call on captain Cook. After sneaking around in the bushes for a while pretending to be an undercover journalist.

No Comments | February 21, 2017 | | Opinion | Tags: ,
With a few notable exceptions, of course.

51allout Mass Debates #12: Ranking The Debacles

Just which England shambles was the worst of the worst?

No Comments | January 12, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
Ryan Adams

How Do You Keep Love Alive? The Return Of The Big Bash League

The Big Bash League is a) back and b) still great.

No Comments | December 20, 2016 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: ,
Kanye

The Greatest ODI Batsman Of All Time. Of All Time!

51allout investigates a question that’s been bugging everyone for years: just who is the joint 150th best ODI batsman of all time?

No Comments | December 13, 2016 | | 40/50-over, Scorer's Notes | Tags: , ,
Although not as generous as giving Boyd Rankin a Test cap.

So It’s Come To This: Things We Found On YouTube Part 17: The One Wicket Club

One of the great clubs that no-one wants to be a part of. *Insert joke about Portsmouth FC here*

No Comments | December 5, 2016 | | Scorer's Notes, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Seriously, it's like Doug Bollinger's haircut in reverse.

51allout Mass Debates #11: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mitch Marsh?

51allout tackles the thorny subject of Mitch Marsh and his ongoing rubbishness.

No Comments | November 11, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
If Morgan is picked in the Test team this summer, will the last person to leave Britain please turn out the lights?

51allout Mass Debates #10: Morgan A Feeling

51allout talks Eoin Morgan, with all the professional enthusiasm that you’ve come to expect.

1 Comment | November 2, 2016 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: ,
Rather like Samit and his bathroom scales.

Horses For Courses With Samit Patel

Conditions in the subcontinent mean it’s time for the glorious return of a 51allout favourite.

No Comments | August 23, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags:
Stuart Broad is a shit bloke

Steve O’Keefe Is A Sh*t Bloke

51allout investigates when not walking is actually not not walking and is in fact something else entirely instead.

No Comments | August 5, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,