A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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England Test Ladder

It’s back despite no demand…the England Test Ladder.

No Comments | August 10, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,
In turning this article into an interesting and entertaining piece, we have bitten off more than we can chew.

Beware The James Kirtley Syndrome

Not all great debuts lead to great careers.

No Comments | August 5, 2017 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,
We said 'slightly' better haircut.

So It’s Come To This: Things We Found On YouTube Part 19 – Ashes Lineup Prediction Special!

Pending Cricket Australia and the ACA finally getting their shit together, 51allout takes to YouTube to consider Australia’s other options.

No Comments | August 1, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
If this face doesn't scream "YOUTHFUL DYNAMISM", nothing does

Bat Properly You Bastards

51allout laments/celebrates how Trevor Bayliss destroyed English Test cricket from the inside. A bit like a Frozen Horse.

No Comments | July 18, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
Other than to keep Devereux entertained with some top quality bants, that is.

It’s Time To Talk About Moises Henriques

Shittest international cricketer ever, or misunderstood genius? You decide!

1 Comment | June 19, 2017 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , ,
The options for England's third seamer suddenly looked a bit limited.

From Despair To Where?

51allout looks at the sorry state of the West Indies and tries to find some light at the end of the tunnel.

No Comments | June 16, 2017 | | Opinion, Scorer's Notes | Tags: ,
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The 51allout Mailbox Speaks: The County Championship – Who’s Gunning It?

In order to avoid falling foul of our ‘not writing articles’ policy, 51allout outsources the work.

1 Comment | June 13, 2017 | | First Class, Opinion | Tags: ,
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So It’s Come To This: Things We Found On YouTube Part 18

Short of ideas for articles? Lacking in time? Just find some rubbish cricket videos on YouTube! And Lord knows, there are plenty.

No Comments | June 1, 2017 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , , ,
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A Schlep From Wolves Posting #1: England vs Ireland First ODI

Like George Michael returning for The Final, a former staffer returns from his solo blog in a desperate attempt to resurrect the 51allout’s Andrew Ridgeley-esque stuttering career.

No Comments | May 6, 2017 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , ,
Patient zero: soon it would be Chris Gayle's Gangnam Style and Doug Bollinger touching up Katy Perry.

51allout Mass Debates #13: 20/20 Vision To See, Said A Little Voice To Me

We discuss the ECB’s vision for a new T20 tournament. Cynicism included.

No Comments | April 21, 2017 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , , ,