The epitome of 90s England.
It couldn’t really happen could it? A Bollinger comeback? Well it could. It really, really, could.
Chris Lewis: he used to play cricket before that minor mishap at Gatwick, you know.
John Hastings: a nonsensical selection even by the extremely low standards of Australian cricket.
A player from back when England didn’t have a clue, Charles.
Mick Lewis: sounds like he comes from Neighbours. And bowls like he comes from Neighbours.
Making his 51allout debut today is the former Lancashire wicket-keeper and Tony Wilson wannabe.
Rob Key: scourge of the West Indies, friend of the fast food industry.
One of the great Test careers, although you may well have missed it if you nipped to the toilet.
Tim Ambrose: not the best looking member of his family.