A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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Although not as generous as giving Boyd Rankin a Test cap.

So It’s Come To This: Things We Found On YouTube Part 17: The One Wicket Club

One of the great clubs that no-one wants to be a part of. *Insert joke about Portsmouth FC here*

No Comments | December 5, 2016 | | Scorer's Notes, Tests | Tags: , , ,
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The Kids Are Alright: Australia And Their Nadir Of Rubbishness

If life has taught us anything, it’s that shit rolls downhill.

No Comments | November 21, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
Seriously, it's like Doug Bollinger's haircut in reverse.

51allout Mass Debates #11: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mitch Marsh?

51allout tackles the thorny subject of Mitch Marsh and his ongoing rubbishness.

No Comments | November 11, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
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So Long Rod Marsh, We Hardly Knew Ye

Well, that turned out about as well as everyone expected: badly.

No Comments | October 17, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
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Australian Test Ladder Part Five: The “We Were Really, Really, Wrong About Maxwell” Edition

Sometimes you just have to admit you were wrong. But when it’s concerning Glenn Maxwell, we couldn’t be happier.

2 Comments | September 5, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
The worst captain since that South Korean ferry chap.

England Ladder: Test Matches

You should know who is at #1 and who is at #30, but who is in-between?

No Comments | August 29, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Rather like Samit and his bathroom scales.

Horses For Courses With Samit Patel

Conditions in the subcontinent mean it’s time for the glorious return of a 51allout favourite.

No Comments | August 23, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags:
Stuart Broad is a shit bloke

Steve O’Keefe Is A Sh*t Bloke

51allout investigates when not walking is actually not not walking and is in fact something else entirely instead.

No Comments | August 5, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
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Things Australia Are Shit At (Other Than Playing Spin)

Nothing warms the cockles like a good old Australian humiliation.

No Comments | August 2, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
For which the local method for cutting the grass may be somewhat to blame.

Twelve Months On: Just How Did Australia Manage To Lose In Cardiff Anyway?

12 months on from Cardiff, 51allout investigates one of the great Australian performances. Just who was to blame?

4 Comments | July 4, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,