Nick Compton: like Marmite, albeit less readily available in Sainsbury’s.
WHICH England ACE ruined Gary Ballance? WHO hit FEWER fours than Nick Compton last year? WHY is James Whitaker a HUGE dickhead?
The worst thing about England thrashing South Africa.
At least one West Indian is in fine form at the moment. Pity he isn’t a cricketer though.
With all this talk about ‘gut feel’, we wonder what team the selectors might conjure up after a dodgy curry the night before.
Now that Shane Watson has retired we have to find a new hobby for the Australian summer. Hand wringing over the future of West Indian cricket will do for now.
Did England make the right choices in their squad for South Africa?
We thought we’d write about the state of the Australian print media. You’ll never believe what happened next!
Jonny Bairstow annoys us. Is it because of his hair colour? Well yes, but there are other reasons as well.
No seriously, it is. We think.