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The Australian Cricketing Media: At Rock Bottom And Breaking Out Pickaxes

We thought we’d write about the state of the Australian print media. You’ll never believe what happened next!

No Comments | November 25, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
When will they learn to just PICK ALL OF THE GINGERS?

Jonny B: Not Good

Jonny Bairstow annoys us. Is it because of his hair colour? Well yes, but there are other reasons as well.

6 Comments | November 20, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
Even if it was just against India.

A Fair And Even-Handed Critique Of Brendon McCullum’s Captaincy

No seriously, it is. We think.

No Comments | November 12, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

The Commentators: Chris Rogers

Some call him Rogers. Others Buck. We simply know him as the Promised One.

No Comments | November 10, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: ,

An Aussie’s (Massively Grudging) Praise For Alastair Cook

It’s the article we never thought we’d write. Or wanted to.

1 Comment | October 20, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
Although his 'being really fat' superpower came in handy when Spiderman went apeshit and started attacking everyone.

51allout Mass Debates #6: England In The UAE

Following their Ashes renaissance, England’s next job is to be less crap in the UAE than they were last time. Which shouldn’t be that difficult. But what team will they actually pick?

1 Comment | October 12, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Timmy Mallett

WACA-day: The End Of An Era

Dilapidated, unloved and in need of demolition. Anyway, enough about 51allout. What’s happened to the WACA?

No Comments | October 7, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags:

The Deification Of Brendon McCullum

Kiwis have been the darlings of the media set for too long, and frankly it’s making us sick.

2 Comments | September 23, 2015 | | 40/50-over, Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
Shit at impressions though.

England Ladder: Test Matches

At last, we have a new #1.

No Comments | September 14, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,
A bit better than a murky morning in Cardiff, you'd have to admit.

Saturday Night’s Alright For Test Cricket

What are the two greatest things in the world? Test cricket and drinking gin all night, of course. Imagine if they could somehow be combined.

No Comments | September 10, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,