A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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The worst captain since that South Korean ferry chap.

England Ladder: Test Matches

You should know who is at #1 and who is at #30, but who is in-between?

No Comments | August 29, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Rather like Samit and his bathroom scales.

Horses For Courses With Samit Patel

Conditions in the subcontinent mean it’s time for the glorious return of a 51allout favourite.

No Comments | August 23, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags:
Stuart Broad is a shit bloke

Steve O’Keefe Is A Sh*t Bloke

51allout investigates when not walking is actually not not walking and is in fact something else entirely instead.

No Comments | August 5, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
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Things Australia Are Shit At (Other Than Playing Spin)

Nothing warms the cockles like a good old Australian humiliation.

No Comments | August 2, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
For which the local method for cutting the grass may be somewhat to blame.

Twelve Months On: Just How Did Australia Manage To Lose In Cardiff Anyway?

12 months on from Cardiff, 51allout investigates one of the great Australian performances. Just who was to blame?

4 Comments | July 4, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
Nick Compton is handsome

51allout Mass Debates #8: Straight Intta Compton

Nick Compton: like Marmite, albeit less readily available in Sainsbury’s.

No Comments | February 3, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
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The 51allout Team of the Year

WHICH England ACE ruined Gary Ballance? WHO hit FEWER fours than Nick Compton last year? WHY is James Whitaker a HUGE dickhead?

No Comments | January 11, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
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The Commentators: SuperSport

The worst thing about England thrashing South Africa.

1 Comment | January 6, 2016 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,
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The Commentators: Fazeer Mohammed

At least one West Indian is in fine form at the moment. Pity he isn’t a cricketer though.

1 Comment | December 15, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
Unlike Lomborg, we actually passed statistics at university.  On the second try anyway.

The Australian National Selection Panel: Deconstructing The Arcane Art Of The ‘Gut Feel’

With all this talk about ‘gut feel’, we wonder what team the selectors might conjure up after a dodgy curry the night before.

No Comments | December 8, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,