A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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Australian Test Ladder Part Six: The “How Do I Pick All These Bowlers?” Edition

The Australian Test team is looking pretty good. Or it would if they could figure out how to squeeze six fast bowlers into it.

2 Comments | March 31, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
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Steven Peter Devereux Smith And The Magical Moving Goalposts

In a world full of climate change skeptics, anti-vaccers and chem trail theorists is it any surprise that the anti-Devereux brigade not only survives, but thrives?

2 Comments | March 24, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
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Why Tour Games Are Terrible And Are Organised By Bad People

Think Donald Trump is the worst thing to happen to the world? We think the current standard of tour matches has him beat.

No Comments | March 2, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
With a few notable exceptions, of course.

51allout Mass Debates #12: Ranking The Debacles

Just which England shambles was the worst of the worst?

No Comments | January 12, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
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Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads (International Edition)? #63: Adam Voges

Cricket fans have not been kind to Adam Voges. We suspect history might be kinder.

No Comments | January 10, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
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What Does This Button Do? Things Australia Will Get Wrong In India

Australia in India promises to be a hilarious disaster for all concerned. But just where will they go wrong (aside from everywhere)?

2 Comments | January 3, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
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Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads (International Edition)? #62: Ed Cowan

We love Ed. You love Ed. Well, maybe not all of you love Ed. But you should.

No Comments | December 21, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Although not as generous as giving Boyd Rankin a Test cap.

So It’s Come To This: Things We Found On YouTube Part 17: The One Wicket Club

One of the great clubs that no-one wants to be a part of. *Insert joke about Portsmouth FC here*

No Comments | December 5, 2016 | | Scorer's Notes, Tests | Tags: , , ,
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The Kids Are Alright: Australia And Their Nadir Of Rubbishness

If life has taught us anything, it’s that shit rolls downhill.

No Comments | November 21, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
Seriously, it's like Doug Bollinger's haircut in reverse.

51allout Mass Debates #11: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mitch Marsh?

51allout tackles the thorny subject of Mitch Marsh and his ongoing rubbishness.

No Comments | November 11, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,