*Insert joke about Stewart Copeland here*
The 51allout well of optimism continues to gush forth, like Mark Nicholas every sodding minute of the day.
One of the great series about one of the great series continues with a team selection based on rhyming names and little else.
In the first of an inevitably painful new series, 51allout attempts to be positive about England’s upcoming Ashes defeat.
Should Joe Root bat at three or four? Yes.
What is the answer to all life’s problems? Gin. But James Pattinson comes a close second.
An article in which we get very sweary about each sides Ashes preparations. Plus some cat gifs.
You know, 51allout turned into a hardcore stats site so gradually, I didn’t even notice.
It’s back despite no demand…the England Test Ladder.
Not all great debuts lead to great careers.