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Cook Tag Archive

Alastair Cook: From Hunter To Hunted

In English cricket the journey from top of the food chain to the bottom is a very short one.

1 Comment | December 1, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

The Cook Report

51allout makes the definitive call on captain Cook. After sneaking around in the bushes for a while pretending to be an undercover journalist.

No Comments | February 21, 2017 | | Opinion | Tags: ,

England Ladder: Test Matches

At last, we have a new #1.

No Comments | September 14, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

The Cook Retort

We throw down a gauntlet. Will Alastair Cook pick it up?

No Comments | June 4, 2015 | | Opinion, Scorer's Notes, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Jonathan Trott: The Demon Bowler Of Cape Town

Jonathan Trott: Great batsman? Yep. Great at running Australian openers out? Yep. Great bowler? HELL YES.

No Comments | May 9, 2015 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

Stepping Up To Open Up

Batting at number three is basically the same as opening, right? Especially if the walking wicket of Alastair Cook is above you in the order.

4 Comments | April 29, 2015 | | Opinion, Scorer's Notes, Tests | Tags: , , , , ,

The Hundred Club

51allout acknowledges a spectacular achievement as Alastair Cook reaches 700 days without a Test hundred.

3 Comments | April 26, 2015 | | Scorer's Notes, Tests | Tags: , ,

So It’s Come To This: Things We Found On YouTube Part 8: Dominic Cork Special!

Another trundle through the oddness that is YouTube, this week focusing on the life and times of one our least favourite Dancing On Ice contestants ever.

No Comments | April 16, 2015 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

No Such Thing As A Free Launch: Kevin Pietersen’s ‘KP’

Needless to say, he didn’t have the last laugh.

No Comments | October 14, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , , ,

New England: The End of Summer Report Card

Whilst we’re all still together, there’s time to assess New England’s progress.

No Comments | September 17, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , , ,