A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

Articles by Matt H

So It’s Come To This: Things We Found On YouTube Part 13

From the X-Files to the West Indies via the Skeleton and Young Athers, this can only be things we found on YouTube.

No Comments | March 1, 2016 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Rotation, Rotation, Rotation (Of The Captaincy)

Eoin Morgan clogging up the England batting line-up? You need a really radical solution, like this one.

3 Comments | February 16, 2016 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , , ,

No Such Thing As A Free Launch: Simon Jones’s ‘The Test’

Simon Jones writes about 2005 and all that.

No Comments | January 18, 2016 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

The Commentators: SuperSport

The worst thing about England thrashing South Africa.

1 Comment | January 6, 2016 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Bargain Basement Book Bonanza: Godfrey Evans: Behind The Stumps

Not a great book, but a great lesson for shit wicketkeepers.

No Comments | December 31, 2015 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Once More, With Feeling: How We Tried To Make The Greatest England Squad Ever

Did England make the right choices in their squad for South Africa?

2 Comments | December 1, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

The Commentators: Ramiz Raja & Aamir Sohail

Our ears may be poisoned by too much of an awful commentator, but we’ve seen the future in the form of his former opening partner.

No Comments | October 27, 2015 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

England Ladder: Test Matches

At last, we have a new #1.

No Comments | September 14, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

51allout Mass Debates #5: The Spirit Of Cricket

What is the true spirit of cricket? Gin, obviously.

2 Comments | September 11, 2015 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , ,

51allout Mass Debates #4: The Case For And Against Cardiff

International cricket at Cardiff is the latest topic to be debated by approximately 50% of the 51allout staff.

No Comments | September 2, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,