All going well, the predictions in this article will show us to be geniuses. Otherwise we’ll just delete it and nobody will suspect a thing.
Our list of cricket games to review is becoming perilously short, hence the need to turn to a ‘classic’ whose best feature is its frankly awesome cover art.
Considering Devereux’s shock absence, there was a surprising lack of outrage at Australia’s Ashes squad. Probably because after what Gayle did to Pune we are just broken, emotionless husks, unable to feel shocked by anything.
Today’s article is about a ladder with one rung. Well, two if you count Devereux.
If there is one redeeming quality of the IPL, it is that the longer it goes on, the more ridiculous it becomes.
Now is the winter of our discontent, where the only international cricket on offer is Zimbabwe vs. Bangladesh. So we have cracked out a classic video game instead.
Owing to an unfortunate cash flow issue in no way related to irresponsible gambling, we were recently reduced to looking for our kicks via free mobile phone apps. To our everlasting regret.
The poor man’s Steven Peter Devereux Smith.
Now that the nonsense of Test cricket is out of the way for a while (five days for no result? What a waste of time), it’s time for the glorious return of the IPL. We run the rule over this year’s tournament.
The Aussie domestic season is over and the far more entertaining spectacle of finger pointing has begun.