A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

Articles by Matt Larnach

New Zealand vs. England, Third Test: Day Five Review

In a gripping finale New Zealand managed to steal a draw from the jaws of victory. If only General McCullum had ordered his tanks to assault the beaches history may have been very different.

No Comments | March 26, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , ,

The Steve Smith Report: Part Five

Whilst the Test team is being brutalised in India, the search for a saviour amongst Australia’s domestic ranks continues. Without a hell of a lot of success.

The Commentators: Harsha Bhogle

We were once massive fans of India’s favourite commentator, but have since adopted a Harsha view. And sorry for the atrocious pun.

No Comments | March 18, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The Madness Of Captain Clarke

Caution: the following article contains conspiracy theories. Donning tinfoil headware is recomended before reading.

Why Steve Smith’s Selection Doesn’t Stink

Two things never fail to get under our skin: rubbish journalism and people bagging Steve Smith. Today we got the chance to respond to both.

No Comments | March 14, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

New Zealand vs. England, First Test: Day Three Review

The third day of the first Test happened to coincide with record numbers of Australians seeking permanent New Zealand residency.

No Comments | March 8, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

New Zealand vs. England, First Test: Day Two Review

In years to come they may well talk of the Miracle of Dunedin – where the meek inherited the Earth.

1 Comment | March 7, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads (International Edition)? #25: David Hussey

Australia has recently bid farewell to both the Hussey brothers. Although it only ever really said hello to the one of them.

No Comments | March 2, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

India vs. Australia, First Test: Review

Owing to a BCCI media blackout, we were unable to cover this Test match. So we’ve just assumed that Australia won it easily.

No Comments | February 26, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

India vs. Australia: First Test Preview (Following Moises To The Promised Land)

The book on winning in India has been written. But like most books set in India, it’s one that lots of people will probably buy and then never read.

No Comments | February 21, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , ,