A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.
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England vs. West Indies, Second Test: Day Two Review
Kemar Roach set the tone for England’s reply with one of the great spells of no-ball bowling before the West Indies wilted under the Nottingham sun.
England vs. West Indies, Second Test: Preview
The second Test in the series might actually see some sunshine. Will that help the West Indies to a famous victory? No: they’re going to get mullered.
Beware the Myth of Absent Friends
If we had a penny for every time we’d been told ‘if only the West Indies could pick their strongest team’, we might be able to scrape together enough to pay Noel Edmonds’ legal expenses.
England vs. West Indies, First Test: Day Five Review
After an early wobble, Alastair Cook and Ian Bell comfortably saw England home.
England vs. West Indies, First Test: Day Four Review
On a cold and long day, Shivnarine Chanderpaul and his cronies keep England at bay in a manner that tested the spectators’ faith.
England vs. West Indies, First Test: Day Three Review
England were unable to really press home their advantage in the early part of the day, but taking three wickets for no runs just before tea put them in a winning position.
England vs. West Indies, First Test: Day Two Review
Yeeeeeeesssss! Not our words, the words of Andrew Strauss.
England vs. West Indies, First Test: Day One Review
England were well below their best on the opening day of the international summer, but only Shivnarine Chanderpaul offered genuine resistance and they ended it in the ascendancy.
England vs. West Indies, First Test: Preview
Test cricket’s back in England! The West Indies are here to whet our appetites for later in the summer. We’re going to make them grovel. Or something.
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