We have noticed some Australian cricketers are struggling to get their heads around this Test cricket stuff, so we have prepared a short pictorial guide for their benefit.
The music of Radiohead rather fits the current mood.
A particularly Australian-heavy 51allout ensemble got together to talk about one of England’s worst ever performances, one of New Zealand’s best ever performances, albeit from last year, and where exactly Merlin is these days.
Everybody chill out. We got this.
Adelaide: the city of churches, Bradman and Xavier Doherty’s legendary figures of 1/158. But who will triumph in the rather important second Test?
Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. And something about Tim Bresnan.
It’s the Ashes and it’s nearly Christmas. It must be time for loads of books to be published!
Remember 1987’s comedy classic Three Men and a Baby? Imagine that but with two more men. And no baby. That’s right, 51allout’s Ashes inquest involved no fewer than five men discussing Chris Tremlett’s guns, fighting in Brisbane and Devereux’s awesome DRS skills.