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The 51allout Guide To Playing Test Cricket

We have noticed some Australian cricketers are struggling to get their heads around this Test cricket stuff, so we have prepared a short pictorial guide for their benefit.

No Comments | December 13, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , ,

Australia vs. England, Third Test: Preview

The music of Radiohead rather fits the current mood.

1 Comment | December 12, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #53: December 11th 2013

A particularly Australian-heavy 51allout ensemble got together to talk about one of England’s worst ever performances, one of New Zealand’s best ever performances, albeit from last year, and where exactly Merlin is these days.

No Comments | December 11, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , , , ,

Every Little Thing Gonna Be Alright

Everybody chill out. We got this.

No Comments | December 10, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

We’re Up All Night To Get Angry

The long dark night of watching England be crap.

No Comments | December 7, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Runs Don’t Win Matches, Catches Do

Runs Don’t WIn Matches, Catches Do. This fact may not necessarily be true.

No Comments | December 5, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Australia vs. England, Second Test: Preview

Adelaide: the city of churches, Bradman and Xavier Doherty’s legendary figures of 1/158. But who will triumph in the rather important second Test?

No Comments | December 4, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

Bresilad Comes To The Rescue

Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. And something about Tim Bresnan.

No Comments | December 3, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

No Such Thing As A Free Launch: Simon Hughes’s ‘Cricket’s Greatest Rivalries’

It’s the Ashes and it’s nearly Christmas. It must be time for loads of books to be published!

1 Comment | December 2, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #52: November 29th 2013

Remember 1987’s comedy classic Three Men and a Baby? Imagine that but with two more men. And no baby. That’s right, 51allout’s Ashes inquest involved no fewer than five men discussing Chris Tremlett’s guns, fighting in Brisbane and Devereux’s awesome DRS skills.

No Comments | November 29, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , , , ,