With the Ashes retained the 51allouters can get on with the serious business at hand: talking about Steven Peter Devereux Smith. Plus the Jade Dernbach for England bandwagon lurches back into life.
We’ve not even got round to our review of the Test series yet (we spent all our time making fat jokes about Samit Patel) but it’s already time for the next England vs. India showdown. Who will win? Do we care? How much can you drink in three hours? Let’s find out.