A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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Scorchio! Our Summer With Channel Nine! Pissing On Richie’s Legacy?

We tried really, really hard to find something bad to say about Richie Benaud, and failed utterly. So we wrote this instead.

No Comments | April 30, 2015 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Scorchio! Our Summer With Channel 9! Part Six: Bumble To The Rescue

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

1 Comment | January 22, 2015 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Scorchio! Our Summer With Channel 9! Part Five: Shine On

Wednesday marked the return of international cricket to Channel Nine. But what did we think?

No Comments | November 9, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Scorchio! Our Summer With Channel 9! Part Four: You Have A Woman’s Voice!

I’ll wager that mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish.

2 Comments | October 27, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,

Scorchio! Our Summer With Channel 9! Part Three: Storm Clouds

And we don’t just mean that its been raining a lot.

1 Comment | October 16, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Scorchio! Our Summer With Channel 9! Part Two: A Date With Rhino

Channel Nine’s coverage of the cricket this Antipodean summer made an inauspicious start. But at least nobody died.

3 Comments | October 9, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Scorchio! Our Summer With Channel 9! Part One: It Begins

This Australian summer is going to be a long one. So very, very long.

1 Comment | September 30, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,