A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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The Commentary Team That Couldn’t Slow Down

Channel Nine’s commentary reminds us of something. Something not good. What could it possibly be?

No Comments | March 27, 2018 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

51allout Watches Here Come The Habibs!

Damn you Editor Steve. Damn you to hell.

1 Comment | February 13, 2016 | | Opinion | Tags: ,

Scorchio! Our Summer With Channel Nine! Pissing On Richie’s Legacy?

We tried really, really hard to find something bad to say about Richie Benaud, and failed utterly. So we wrote this instead.

No Comments | April 30, 2015 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Scorchio! Our Summer With Channel 9! Part Six: Bumble To The Rescue

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

1 Comment | January 22, 2015 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Scorchio! Our Summer With Channel 9! Part Four: You Have A Woman’s Voice!

I’ll wager that mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish.

2 Comments | October 27, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,

Scorchio! Our Summer With Channel 9! Part Two: A Date With Rhino

Channel Nine’s coverage of the cricket this Antipodean summer made an inauspicious start. But at least nobody died.

3 Comments | October 9, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

We Watched It So You Didn’t Have To: A Channel Nine Summer

Editor Steve forcing one of our writers to watch Channel Nine’s Ashes coverage has resulted in previously unforeseen levels of seethe in the 51allout office.

No Comments | January 14, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , , , ,

Channel Nine Commentary Team: Season 2013/14 Preview

With some of their more experienced members missing, how are Team Channel Nine shaping up for the long season ahead? We run the rule over their prospects.

Revolution Number…Ten?

The latest news on the broadcasting rights for Australian cricket has, understandably, got us in a bit of a tizz.

No Comments | May 12, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Channel Nine: Moral Crusaders In Search Of A Cause

In crusading terms, the current Channel Nine effort is right up there with the Fourth Crusade in terms of planning and foresight. They may ultimately succeed, but in the end everyone will lose.

No Comments | January 30, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,