Channel Nine’s commentary reminds us of something. Something not good. What could it possibly be?
Damn you Editor Steve. Damn you to hell.
We tried really, really hard to find something bad to say about Richie Benaud, and failed utterly. So we wrote this instead.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I’ll wager that mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish.
Channel Nine’s coverage of the cricket this Antipodean summer made an inauspicious start. But at least nobody died.
Editor Steve forcing one of our writers to watch Channel Nine’s Ashes coverage has resulted in previously unforeseen levels of seethe in the 51allout office.
With some of their more experienced members missing, how are Team Channel Nine shaping up for the long season ahead? We run the rule over their prospects.
The latest news on the broadcasting rights for Australian cricket has, understandably, got us in a bit of a tizz.
In crusading terms, the current Channel Nine effort is right up there with the Fourth Crusade in terms of planning and foresight. They may ultimately succeed, but in the end everyone will lose.