Time to look back over each of New Zealand’s players, critical pen in hand.
England won! And everyone is either really angry about how they did it or really angry that they did it because they wanted to be really angry about how they did it and now they can’t. Or something. Now we’re confused.
It’s an absolute disgrace Charles.
“We’ll have a bowl,” – the four most misguided words since “peace for our time.”
Who is next in line for a recall to the Australian team?