Nick Compton: like Marmite, albeit less readily available in Sainsbury’s.
WHICH England ACE ruined Gary Ballance? WHO hit FEWER fours than Nick Compton last year? WHY is James Whitaker a HUGE dickhead?
Thankfully for us, the stream of cricket videos on YouTube seems to be never-ending.
The YouTube round up is back, complete with catches, crying and fat people falling over. Unfortunately not all at the same time.
England won! And everyone is either really angry about how they did it or really angry that they did it because they wanted to be really angry about how they did it and now they can’t. Or something. Now we’re confused.
New Zealand being blown away in a session, Nick Compton not making any runs and Nick Compton being extremely handsome: some things never change.
That 3-0 series win we predicted is looking distinctly less likely now.
In keeping with a spectacular week, Brendon McCullum didn’t bother to do any sort of homework on the Wellington wicket and promptly spent the entire day being ruthlessly bored to tears as punishment for his sins.
The second Test is almost upon us – what does it hold in store?
It was a long night – but a memorable one, particularly for the handsome family Compton.