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World Cup Tag Archive

The Australian ODI Team: How To Fix What The Bastards At Cricket Australia Broke

There is only one solution to the woes of the Australian ODI team: A good old fashioned booting.

No Comments | January 28, 2018 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , ,

Rotation, Rotation, Rotation (Of The Captaincy)

Eoin Morgan clogging up the England batting line-up? You need a really radical solution, like this one.

3 Comments | February 16, 2016 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , , ,

England World Cup Ladder

We list the personnel who will take England to World Cup glory (or a dismal early knockout).

1 Comment | June 23, 2015 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , , , , ,

You’ll Never Guess What The ICC Did Next: Ten Things Learnt From Whichever Week We Are In

An increasingly difficult to write column returns.

No Comments | March 17, 2015 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The Cricket England and Wales (Formerly New England) Report Card

One step forward, fifteen steps back.

No Comments | March 12, 2015 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Andy Flower’s Bastards

Want someone to blame for England’s early exit for the World Cup? We’ve got the perfect candidate.

2 Comments | March 11, 2015 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , ,

You’ll Never Guess What The ICC Did Next: Ten Things Learnt From Week 1

A week is a long time in politics. In cricket world cups though, it is infinitesimal.

No Comments | February 20, 2015 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , , ,

51allout Predicts The 2015 ODI World Cup

Our predictions for the World Cup include: a long a boring group stage, and then a team who isn’t England to win it. Surprising.

No Comments | February 13, 2015 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , ,

England And One Day Cricket: Outdated Or Just Plain Shit?

What the internet really needs is more articles on the English ODI team. That and pictures of JLaw’s boobs.

1 Comment | September 11, 2014 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , , ,