A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

Articles by Matt Larnach

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads (International Edition)? #63: Adam Voges

Cricket fans have not been kind to Adam Voges. We suspect history might be kinder.

No Comments | January 10, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

What Does This Button Do? Things Australia Will Get Wrong In India

Australia in India promises to be a hilarious disaster for all concerned. But just where will they go wrong (aside from everywhere)?

2 Comments | January 3, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads (International Edition)? #62: Ed Cowan

We love Ed. You love Ed. Well, maybe not all of you love Ed. But you should.

No Comments | December 21, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

The Kids Are Alright: Australia And Their Nadir Of Rubbishness

If life has taught us anything, it’s that shit rolls downhill.

No Comments | November 21, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Australia Got 99 Problems, But Bitching Ain’t One

If there’s one thing cricketer’s books are good for, it’s preventing bits of paper blowing away. If there’s two things, it’s preventing bits of paper blowing away and also bitching about each other.

No Comments | November 10, 2016 | | Opinion | Tags: ,

So Long Rod Marsh, We Hardly Knew Ye

Well, that turned out about as well as everyone expected: badly.

No Comments | October 17, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

An Article In Which 51allout Gushes Over The Big Bash For About 940 Words

The Australian Spring is here, and that can mean only one thing. The Big Bash is less than 100 sleeps away!

No Comments | October 3, 2016 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , ,

Australian Test Ladder Part Five: The “We Were Really, Really, Wrong About Maxwell” Edition

Sometimes you just have to admit you were wrong. But when it’s concerning Glenn Maxwell, we couldn’t be happier.

2 Comments | September 5, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Things Australia Are Shit At (Other Than Playing Spin)

Nothing warms the cockles like a good old Australian humiliation.

No Comments | August 2, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Twelve Months On: Just How Did Australia Manage To Lose In Cardiff Anyway?

12 months on from Cardiff, 51allout investigates one of the great Australian performances. Just who was to blame?

4 Comments | July 4, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,