A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

Articles by Matt Larnach

What Odds Cricket Producing A Leicester City?

What would be the cricketing equivalent of Leicester City winning the Premier League? Us producing regular articles probably.

No Comments | May 11, 2016 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

IPL 2016: Meet The New Jos, Same As The Old Jos

IPL 2016 may have Jos Buttler in it, but is it really any different from previous tournaments? We certainly won’t get fooled again.

1 Comment | April 19, 2016 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , ,

Steve Smith Report Card: We Like His Old Stuff Better Than His New Stuff

We still love Devereux, we really do, but we can’t help feeling nostalgic at times.

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads (International Edition)? #59: Shane Watson

We really, really hated Watto. But mostly we loved him.

No Comments | April 7, 2016 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

What To Do With A Problem Like Warne

Whilst being utterly hilarious viewing, Shane Warne’s rapid descent from grace has also been extremely sad and not a little worrying.

1 Comment | February 15, 2016 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Why Are Australia So Crap At T20 Cricket?

We explore one of the universe’s most bewildering questions, only just behind, “Who thought having a charity headed by Shane Warne would be a good idea?”

No Comments | February 4, 2016 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , ,

Making The Big Bash Bigger

What will they call the Big Bash next season? The Bigger Bash? The Biggest Bash?

No Comments | January 13, 2016 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , ,

The Commentators: Fazeer Mohammed

At least one West Indian is in fine form at the moment. Pity he isn’t a cricketer though.

1 Comment | December 15, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

The 51allout 2015/16 KFC Big Bash Preview Spectacular!

What makes the Big Bash so awesome? Many things, but a further one now is the inclusion of Ellyse Perry.

No Comments | December 14, 2015 | | T20 | Tags: , ,

The Australian National Selection Panel: Deconstructing The Arcane Art Of The ‘Gut Feel’

With all this talk about ‘gut feel’, we wonder what team the selectors might conjure up after a dodgy curry the night before.

No Comments | December 8, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,