A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

Opinion Archive

We Watched It So You Didn’t Have To: A Channel Nine Summer

Editor Steve forcing one of our writers to watch Channel Nine’s Ashes coverage has resulted in previously unforeseen levels of seethe in the 51allout office.

No Comments | January 14, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , , , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #44: Martin Bicknell

The epitome of 90s England.

No Comments | January 12, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

So Just How Crap Is Australia Anyway?

People: quite hard to impress apparently.

1 Comment | January 9, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

The Only Thing Worse Than England: The 51allout Predictions (Revisited)

That’s the last time we’ll make that mistake again.

No Comments | January 5, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Flower: Should He Stay Or Should He Go?

Something needs to change, but is it to be evolution or revolution?

No Comments | December 27, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

South Africa vs. India: The 51allout Mailbox Review

The 51allout mailbox is mainly filled with spam, dubious looking zip attachments and old legal threats from Noel Edmonds. This week it produced a Christmas gift – an actual article from one of our (very occasional) South African correspondents.

No Comments | December 25, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Graeme Swann And The End Of An Era

Graeme Swann is the latest casualty of the tour from hell. Why couldn’t it be 51allout nemesis Adam Dibble instead?

1 Comment | December 23, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: ,

England vs. Australia, 2015: Preview (Part 2)

Sod 2013, move aside 2014: 2015 is where it’s really at.

No Comments | December 21, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Australia vs. England, Third Test: It’s Over

With the help of two songs not yet part of the Barmy Army repertoire, 51allout dismantle England.

No Comments | December 18, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,