A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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Darren Lehmann And The Curious Case Of Too Many Mitchells

Team selections based on a love of British soaps: not the greatest of ideas.

No Comments | August 19, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , , , ,

The Three Halves Of Mitchell Johnson

Mitchell Johnson: exactly how good has he been? And how did it happen?

1 Comment | April 10, 2014 | | Scorer's Notes | Tags: , ,

Australia vs. England, 5th ODI: Preview

What next in the Albert Square of cricket?

No Comments | January 25, 2014 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , , ,

The Only Thing Worse Than England: The 51allout Predictions (Revisited)

That’s the last time we’ll make that mistake again.

No Comments | January 5, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

The Ashes: The Other Side Of The Story

There are two sides to every story. This side are the ones that drink XXXX.

No Comments | November 11, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

India vs. Australia: Chapter 2

One down, several more to go.

2 Comments | October 15, 2013 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , , ,

Classic Series Review: 2009 Ashes

Remember the 2009 Ashes? We remembered some bits of it, but then luckily we were allowed to look at the scorecards before writing 2,000 words about it.

Australia vs. South Africa, Third Test: Preview

After two games in which everyone seems to have been crippled, Australia and South Africa meet for one final time. With the number one ranking at stake, Australia will do the sensible thing and get rid of all their bowlers from the previous games. South Africa will have to settle for dumping Imran Tahir’s body in the Swan River.

No Comments | November 29, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , , , ,

The Steve Smith Report: Part One

Been wondering what Steve Smith has been up to lately? Hankering for some proper cricket? Step this way, as we review what’s been happening in Australian domestic cricket these past few weeks.

Under-19 World Cup Review

We honestly can’t see why anyone would be offended by our enjoyment of watching strapping young men being put through their paces.

No Comments | August 26, 2012 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , , , ,