Team selections based on a love of British soaps: not the greatest of ideas.
Mitchell Johnson: exactly how good has he been? And how did it happen?
What next in the Albert Square of cricket?
One down, several more to go.
Remember the 2009 Ashes? We remembered some bits of it, but then luckily we were allowed to look at the scorecards before writing 2,000 words about it.
After two games in which everyone seems to have been crippled, Australia and South Africa meet for one final time. With the number one ranking at stake, Australia will do the sensible thing and get rid of all their bowlers from the previous games. South Africa will have to settle for dumping Imran Tahir’s body in the Swan River.
Been wondering what Steve Smith has been up to lately? Hankering for some proper cricket? Step this way, as we review what’s been happening in Australian domestic cricket these past few weeks.
We honestly can’t see why anyone would be offended by our enjoyment of watching strapping young men being put through their paces.