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England vs. West Indies, First Pointless T20 International Review

The West Indies were humiliated, beaten by ten wickets with more than four overs to spare. England were also humiliated by having to spend their Friday evening playing against that shower, when they could have been in the pub.

No Comments | September 24, 2011 | | T20 | Tags: ,

England v West Indies, Vital T20 Internationals: Preview

The curtain comes down on the international summer this weekend as the West Indies fly in for a crucial T20 double header.

3 Comments | September 22, 2011 | | T20 | Tags: , ,

Part Two: Three of the worst teams at any level of cricket

Yesterday we regaled you with tales of what it feels like to achieve absolutely nothing of note for an entire summer. Today we’re going to go one better, and review three teams who did even worse than that.

No Comments | September 21, 2011 | | First Class, Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The County Championship Review of the Season – Part One: Mid-table Mediocrity

Now that the dust has settled on the domestic season, it’s time for us to desperately try to remember what happened while England were thrashing everyone out of sight and come up with some reviews of the season.

No Comments | September 20, 2011 | | First Class, Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Every Run And Wicket In The 2011 County Championship

With the County Championship season now over, we spent a bit of time looking at charts and making snide comments about ex-England pacemen.

England vs. India, Fifth ODI Review

It seems like years ago that England opened up the international summer against Sri Lanka in Cardiff. It rained then and it rained here but in both cases we got a dramatic finish with plenty to talk about. The only thing that could be more exciting would be two pointless T20 games against a West Indies C team. Damn.

2 Comments | September 17, 2011 | | 40/50-over | Tags: ,

The County Championship: One More Day To Go

At the top of the table, it still looks like the championship will be heading to Warwickshire.

No Comments | September 14, 2011 | | First Class | Tags:

The Final Furlongs

There are now just two days left in this season’s county championship, as the final round of matches reach the half-way stage.

No Comments | | | First Class | Tags:

England vs. India, 4th ODI Review

The 4th ODI was a quiet, uneventful affair. What could we possibly write 493 words about?

No Comments | September 12, 2011 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , ,