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The Kids Are Alright: Australia And Their Nadir Of Rubbishness

If life has taught us anything, it’s that shit rolls downhill.

No Comments | November 21, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
Seriously, it's like Doug Bollinger's haircut in reverse.

51allout Mass Debates #11: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mitch Marsh?

51allout tackles the thorny subject of Mitch Marsh and his ongoing rubbishness.

No Comments | November 11, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
Michael Clarke book

Australia Got 99 Problems, But Bitching Ain’t One

If there’s one thing cricketer’s books are good for, it’s preventing bits of paper blowing away. If there’s two things, it’s preventing bits of paper blowing away and also bitching about each other.

No Comments | November 10, 2016 | | Opinion | Tags: ,
If Morgan is picked in the Test team this summer, will the last person to leave Britain please turn out the lights?

51allout Mass Debates #10: Morgan A Feeling

51allout talks Eoin Morgan, with all the professional enthusiasm that you’ve come to expect.

1 Comment | November 2, 2016 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: ,

So Long Rod Marsh, We Hardly Knew Ye

Well, that turned out about as well as everyone expected: badly.

No Comments | October 17, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
That's our Glenn!

An Article In Which 51allout Gushes Over The Big Bash For About 940 Words

The Australian Spring is here, and that can mean only one thing. The Big Bash is less than 100 sleeps away!

No Comments | October 3, 2016 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , ,

The 51allout Bargain Basement Book Bonanza: Iain Wilton’s CB Fry King of Sport

A legendary man. A non-legendary book.

No Comments | September 28, 2016 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Australian Test Ladder Part Five: The “We Were Really, Really, Wrong About Maxwell” Edition

Sometimes you just have to admit you were wrong. But when it’s concerning Glenn Maxwell, we couldn’t be happier.

2 Comments | September 5, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
The worst captain since that South Korean ferry chap.

England Ladder: Test Matches

You should know who is at #1 and who is at #30, but who is in-between?

No Comments | August 29, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Rather like Samit and his bathroom scales.

Horses For Courses With Samit Patel

Conditions in the subcontinent mean it’s time for the glorious return of a 51allout favourite.

No Comments | August 23, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: