A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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If this face doesn't scream "YOUTHFUL DYNAMISM", nothing does

Bat Properly You Bastards

51allout laments/celebrates how Trevor Bayliss destroyed English Test cricket from the inside. A bit like a Frozen Horse.

No Comments | July 18, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
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A Schlep From Wolves Posting #1: England vs Ireland First ODI

Like George Michael returning for The Final, a former staffer returns from his solo blog in a desperate attempt to resurrect the 51allout’s Andrew Ridgeley-esque stuttering career.

No Comments | May 6, 2017 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , ,
The Cook Report

The Cook Report

51allout makes the definitive call on captain Cook. After sneaking around in the bushes for a while pretending to be an undercover journalist.

No Comments | February 21, 2017 | | Opinion | Tags: ,
With a few notable exceptions, of course.

51allout Mass Debates #12: Ranking The Debacles

Just which England shambles was the worst of the worst?

No Comments | January 12, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
2017 Calender on the red cubes

Things We (Would) Like To See, Number 3: 2017 Special!

Some new year cricketing wishes.

No Comments | December 28, 2016 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,
The worst captain since that South Korean ferry chap.

England Ladder: Test Matches

You should know who is at #1 and who is at #30, but who is in-between?

No Comments | August 29, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Unless, of course, he becomes the new Harry Hill. What are the chances of that happening?

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #61: James Tredwell

51allout write a thousand words about James Tredwell without mentioning once that he looks like Harry Hill. What are the chances of that happening?

No Comments | May 24, 2016 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,
Borthers

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #60: Scott Borthwick

For once, we look at an Unlikely Lad who might come back in fashion, pending his choice of headwear.

No Comments | April 15, 2016 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,
How she keeps balance is another matter.

Once More, With Feeling: How We Tried To Make The Greatest England Squad Ever

Did England make the right choices in their squad for South Africa?

2 Comments | December 1, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,
When will they learn to just PICK ALL OF THE GINGERS?

Jonny B: Not Good

Jonny Bairstow annoys us. Is it because of his hair colour? Well yes, but there are other reasons as well.

8 Comments | November 20, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,