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England vs. Australia, Fifth Test: Devereux Day Review

Devereux! This is like finally getting that gin sponsorship we’ve always dreamed of.

Ashes Tour Diary #5: The Ashes Are Australia’s To Lose

Smell that? It’s the stench of 60 million Englanders shitting themselves.

No Comments | July 5, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,

The Steve Smith Report: Part Six (Ashes To Ashes)

The Aussie domestic season is over and the far more entertaining spectacle of finger pointing has begun.

The Steve Smith Report: Part Five

Whilst the Test team is being brutalised in India, the search for a saviour amongst Australia’s domestic ranks continues. Without a hell of a lot of success.

Why Steve Smith’s Selection Doesn’t Stink

Two things never fail to get under our skin: rubbish journalism and people bagging Steve Smith. Today we got the chance to respond to both.

No Comments | March 14, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Australia vs. West Indies, ODI Series: Preview (May God Have Mercy Upon Us All)

Action! Drama! Suspense! None of these and less will be on show in the latest eagerly anticipated ODI series to grace our televisions.

No Comments | January 31, 2013 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , ,

The Fall Of The Sydney Sixers: A Study Of T20 Cricket In The Modern Age

What do Franz Kafka and the Sydney Sixers have in common? Both represent genius that is unappreciated in its own time. Except by 51allout, of course.

No Comments | January 9, 2013 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , ,

51allout Introduces The Smiffies: The Best Of 2012

With the end of the year upon us it’s time to celebrate the best and the worst that the last twelve months had to offer. Mostly the worst. Aside from Tim Southee.

No Comments | January 1, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,

The KFC Big Bash: Round One Review

The KFC Big Bash is back! This may be the best thing to happen to Australia since the launch of the new KFC Zingin’ Double.

3 Comments | December 11, 2012 | | T20 | Tags: , , ,

The Steve Smith Report: Part Three

In retrospect, it probably wasn’t the best idea to write this article the evening after Phil Hughes was recalled to the Test team. Whilst also drunk.