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All Ramdin With No Place To Go: Denesh And The Spirit Of Cricket

Claiming a grounded catch just isn’t cricket.

No Comments | June 13, 2013 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #37: June 12th 2013

More laughing at Australia this week. Unless you’re Scottish.

No Comments | June 12, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , ,

The Inarguable Genius Of England’s Top Three

England’s top order just can’t catch a break, but this is why all their critics are imbeciles of the highest order.

1 Comment | June 11, 2013 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Fly Emirates! Drink Pepsi! The Champions Trophy Sells Its Soul

The ICC Champions Trophy: sponsored by Pepsi and Doritos, Reebok, obviously. Hyundai, Hyundai’s wife, all Hyundai’s wife’s friends, their families, their families’ servants, their families’ servants’ tennis partners and some company they bumped into in the mess the other day called Castrol.

Champions Trophy: England vs. Australia, Review

England faced up against Australia for the first of 789 encounters to be played this summer. It weren’t pretty.

No Comments | June 9, 2013 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , ,

Ashes Tour Diary #1: How Is Everything Going Wrong Already?

The Australian tour of England is off to a predictable start. If it keeps going in this direction this could be a very short lived series to be honest.

No Comments | June 7, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

England vs. New Zealand, Third ODI: Review

We told you Jos Buttler was brilliant, it’s just taken a little while for him to prove it.

No Comments | June 6, 2013 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #36: June 5th 2013

Just a two man pod this week, due to Aussie Matt being too ashamed to appear. But what of England’s shame, getting battered at the hands (and freaky feet) of Martin Guptill?

No Comments | June 5, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , , , ,

Champions Trophy Preview: Group B

Group B – the group of death, if death was actual death and not that poncey Group A nonsense.

Champions Trophy Preview: Group A

Group A – the group of death, if death was a fairly run-of-the-mill cricket squad.

No Comments | June 4, 2013 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , , ,