Claiming a grounded catch just isn’t cricket.
More laughing at Australia this week. Unless you’re Scottish.
England’s top order just can’t catch a break, but this is why all their critics are imbeciles of the highest order.
The ICC Champions Trophy: sponsored by Pepsi and Doritos, Reebok, obviously. Hyundai, Hyundai’s wife, all Hyundai’s wife’s friends, their families, their families’ servants, their families’ servants’ tennis partners and some company they bumped into in the mess the other day called Castrol.
England faced up against Australia for the first of 789 encounters to be played this summer. It weren’t pretty.
The Australian tour of England is off to a predictable start. If it keeps going in this direction this could be a very short lived series to be honest.
We told you Jos Buttler was brilliant, it’s just taken a little while for him to prove it.
Just a two man pod this week, due to Aussie Matt being too ashamed to appear. But what of England’s shame, getting battered at the hands (and freaky feet) of Martin Guptill?
Group B – the group of death, if death was actual death and not that poncey Group A nonsense.
Group A – the group of death, if death was a fairly run-of-the-mill cricket squad.