A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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Champions Trophy Preview: Australia! F#ck Yeah!

Australia are like the Brazil of ODI cricket: they used to be good and nobody knows who their players are anymore.

Revolution Number…Ten?

The latest news on the broadcasting rights for Australian cricket has, understandably, got us in a bit of a tizz.

No Comments | May 12, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

A Bloke Called Shirley

All going well, the predictions in this article will show us to be geniuses. Otherwise we’ll just delete it and nobody will suspect a thing.

No Comments | April 28, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Australia’s Ashes Squad: The 51allout Reaction

Considering Devereux’s shock absence, there was a surprising lack of outrage at Australia’s Ashes squad. Probably because after what Gayle did to Pune we are just broken, emotionless husks, unable to feel shocked by anything.

No Comments | April 25, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Ashes 2013: Australian Test Ladder

Today’s article is about a ladder with one rung. Well, two if you count Devereux.

No Comments | April 21, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

The Steve Smith Report: Part Six (Ashes To Ashes)

The Aussie domestic season is over and the far more entertaining spectacle of finger pointing has begun.

India vs. Australia: Series Roundup

We laughed! We cried! We hurled! We blame a combination of gin and Australia getting a pasting for all three. Now here’s our final word on the subject.

No Comments | March 29, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #28: March 28th 2013

This week the 51allout podcast mainly consisted of recriminations about lost bets and the selection of Glenn Maxwell. Plus attempts to ban people, just to enjoy the same thrill of power that keeps the BCCI going.

No Comments | March 28, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , , , ,

India vs. Australia, Fourth Test: Preview

Australia’s horror tour is nearly over. Can they save some face at the last?

1 Comment | March 21, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #27: March 20th 2013

It’s an Australia special! Join James, Ashley and Aussie Matt as they take it in turns to (metaphorically) kick the Aussie team while they’re down. Apart from Steven Peter Devereux Smith, who gets a great deal of love and respect. Plus the New Zealand vs. England snoozefest gets glossed over.