Never make an easy TV-based pun within earshot of Editor Steve or he will force you to turn 53 minutes of a man saying nothing into some sort of article.
It’s time to tackle the big question of the day: just how firm is Peter Moores’ handshake? Plus there’s talk about the county season, the IPL and how Glenn Maxwell is the new Glenn Maxwell.
This was definitely the best ODI we’ve seen so far this month.
The doosra may as well be an episode of Twin Peaks for all the sense it makes.
The early County Championship season promises to be like some kind of Grand National, but a Grand National for cricketers rather than horses. And one where the prize is a solitary England cap.
A series so good that we all went out on the piss.
In England’s darkest hour, only one man can save them. And, no, it’s not Mark Ealham.