Damn you Editor Steve. Damn you to hell.
We explore one of the universe’s most bewildering questions, only just behind, “Who thought having a charity headed by Shane Warne would be a good idea?”
Nick Compton: like Marmite, albeit less readily available in Sainsbury’s.
Simon Jones writes about 2005 and all that.
What will they call the Big Bash next season? The Bigger Bash? The Biggest Bash?
WHICH England ACE ruined Gary Ballance? WHO hit FEWER fours than Nick Compton last year? WHY is James Whitaker a HUGE dickhead?
Not a great book, but a great lesson for shit wicketkeepers.
Ryan Sidebottom’s face is enough to send us into an almighty rage. Could we find a way to write a whole article about him without losing it? You better you bet!
At least one West Indian is in fine form at the moment. Pity he isn’t a cricketer though.
With all this talk about ‘gut feel’, we wonder what team the selectors might conjure up after a dodgy curry the night before.