A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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Craig Overton

The 51allout Propaganda Machine: Far From Overton

The 51allout well of optimism continues to gush forth, like Mark Nicholas every sodding minute of the day.

2 Comments | October 16, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Ben Foakes

The 51allout Propaganda Machine: That’s All Foakes!

One of the great series about one of the great series continues with a team selection based on rhyming names and little else.

1 Comment | October 11, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Dawid Malan

The 51allout Propaganda Machine: Dawid A Little Help From My Friends

In the first of an inevitably painful new series, 51allout attempts to be positive about England’s upcoming Ashes defeat.

No Comments | October 9, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
Which leaves the Mitch Marsh fan club with precisely one member.

Ashes Selection Ponderings: Should Australia Ditch The All-Rounder?

What is the answer to all life’s problems? Gin. But James Pattinson comes a close second.

5 Comments | September 28, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
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Fail To Prepare, Prepare To Fail: Australia Gear Up For The Ashes

An article in which we get very sweary about each sides Ashes preparations. Plus some cat gifs.

No Comments | September 14, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Joe Root

England Test Ladder

It’s back despite no demand…the England Test Ladder.

No Comments | August 10, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,
We said 'slightly' better haircut.

So It’s Come To This: Things We Found On YouTube Part 19 – Ashes Lineup Prediction Special!

Pending Cricket Australia and the ACA finally getting their shit together, 51allout takes to YouTube to consider Australia’s other options.

No Comments | August 1, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,
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Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads (International Edition)? #63: Adam Voges

Cricket fans have not been kind to Adam Voges. We suspect history might be kinder.

No Comments | January 10, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
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The Devereux Diaries, Part Six: How The Hell Was Watson Picked For Cardiff?

One week on we still can’t believe it actually happened. And we’ll never forget either.

1 Comment | July 23, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Stephen Fry

So It’s Come To This: Things We Found On YouTube Part 11

Not even the Ashes can stop us messing about on YouTube.

3 Comments | July 17, 2015 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,