Good things are rubbish. Here’s our team of the tournament, based on our childish refusal to do what Editor Steve asks us to do.
Laughing at Essex, Australia and Surrey, plus discussions about James Tredwell and David Warner.
Fresh from a few days of gin-induced hibernation, it’s time to review England’s last couple of performances via the medium of some shiny bullet points.
Claiming a grounded catch just isn’t cricket.
Group A – the group of death, if death was a fairly run-of-the-mill cricket squad.
New Zealand dominate England again.
Three knockabout warm-up matches posing as a proper ODI series. How excited are we?!
Time to look back over each of New Zealand’s players, critical pen in hand.
England against the weather and Alastair Cook against the world.