A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

Articles by Matt Larnach

Big Bash Season 2013/14 Preview

It’s Christmas! Time to overindulge on the unhealthy things in life. Apropos of nothing, here’s season three of the KFC Big Bash.

No Comments | December 20, 2013 | | T20 | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Guide To Playing Test Cricket

We have noticed some Australian cricketers are struggling to get their heads around this Test cricket stuff, so we have prepared a short pictorial guide for their benefit.

No Comments | December 13, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads (International Edition)? #43: Doug Bollinger

It couldn’t really happen could it? A Bollinger comeback? Well it could. It really, really, could.

1 Comment | November 28, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

No Such Thing As A Free Launch: Ashes Cricket 2013 (PC)

Hoping to escape the brutality of the Ashes by turning to its virtual equivalent instead? Think again. This is even worse than Jonathon Trott trying to play the short ball.

5 Comments | November 24, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Channel Nine Commentary Team: Season 2013/14 Preview

With some of their more experienced members missing, how are Team Channel Nine shaping up for the long season ahead? We run the rule over their prospects.

Great Unsolved Mysteries Of The Modern World #2: What The Hell Is Going On With Glenn Maxwell?

Is Glenn Maxwell actually turning into a decent cricketer? Would anyone notice if he did? 51allout investigates,,,

3 Comments | November 4, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

ABC Cricket: Public Enemy Number One

Because fuck you ABC Cricket.

No Comments | November 2, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Sheffield Shield Preview, 2013/4: Newer Ain’t Always Better

Yeah, this is that most rare of beasts; a defence of the Sheffield Shield.

1 Comment | October 26, 2013 | | First Class | Tags: , ,

Great Unsolved Mysteries Of The Modern World #1: Gentle Ben

The first in a new series of articles where we seek to uncover some of the great mysteries of the cricketing world. That is till we get bored of the idea and bugger off to play Pokemon instead.

No Comments | October 17, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Ashes Tour Diary #8: Are England Pissing Away Their Legacy?

Short answer: yes. Long answer: definitely.

No Comments | September 1, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,