The first rule of show business: always leave them wanting more.
Not one of the great days of Test cricket.
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.
Part two of our build up to T20 Finals Day looks at last year’s winners and takes the piss out of Surrey’s names-from-a-hat based recruitment policy.
Because sometimes men need to sit around necking gin and talking about what they’ve seen before they attempt to write about it on the internet.
With the Ashes retained the 51allouters can get on with the serious business at hand: talking about Steven Peter Devereux Smith. Plus the Jade Dernbach for England bandwagon lurches back into life.
Kieswetter vs. Buttler: a true clash of the titans. But who will emerge victorious?
Help us Matt Prior. You’re our only hope.
That really is a very flat pitch.
It’s a team news spectacular this week. Which mainly consists of three grown men pondering how aggressive a lover Chris Tremlett might be.