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Opinion Archive

Six Players To Watch At The T20 World Cup

Why six players? Why not? That and we just got bored. And couldn’t be arsed talking about New Zealand.

1 Comment | March 13, 2014 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , ,

The End Of An Era? Bollocks.

An optimistic look at recent retirements.

1 Comment | March 12, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Australian Test Ladder Part 2: Judgement Day

A lot can change in a few months. Well in cricket it can. Absolutely fuck all has changed here. Except the quality of the excerpts for our articles have rapidly declined.

No Comments | March 6, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Are You There God? It’s Me, Devereux

Coming to cinemas this summer: the heart-warming of a tale of a young man who just wants to fit in. All he needs to do is discover how to bowl leg-spin again.

No Comments | March 3, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

What do they know of keeping wicket, who only keeping wicket know?

Look at all those non-English wicket keepers scoring runs!

No Comments | February 26, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Attaque A Outrance And The Australian Test Team

Do you want to live forever? Well? Do you?

2 Comments | February 25, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Liam Plunkett: The Time Is Now

In England’s darkest hour, only one man can save them. And, no, it’s not Mark Ealham.

3 Comments | February 23, 2014 | | Opinion, Scorer's Notes | Tags: ,

Australia And South Africa, Sitting In A Tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G

What the world needs now is love, sweet love. And a proper Australia vs. South Africa rivalry.

No Comments | February 20, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: ,

The Commentators: Ian Smith

Hurrah – one of our favouritest commentators is back on our box!

No Comments | February 17, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,