Why six players? Why not? That and we just got bored. And couldn’t be arsed talking about New Zealand.
A lot can change in a few months. Well in cricket it can. Absolutely fuck all has changed here. Except the quality of the excerpts for our articles have rapidly declined.
Coming to cinemas this summer: the heart-warming of a tale of a young man who just wants to fit in. All he needs to do is discover how to bowl leg-spin again.
Look at all those non-English wicket keepers scoring runs!
Do you want to live forever? Well? Do you?
In England’s darkest hour, only one man can save them. And, no, it’s not Mark Ealham.
What the world needs now is love, sweet love. And a proper Australia vs. South Africa rivalry.
In a parallel universe…
Hurrah – one of our favouritest commentators is back on our box!