Time to talk about the World Twenty20, whilst bitterly realising who’s going to win it.
We explore one of the universe’s most bewildering questions, only just behind, “Who thought having a charity headed by Shane Warne would be a good idea?”
Why six players? Why not? That and we just got bored. And couldn’t be arsed talking about New Zealand.
Guess what we did at the weekend.
Yesterday saw thrills, spills, and poorly conceived bets that the Zimbabwean total would not pass 80 runs. While we wait for that unfortunate gambler to pay up, we get ready for the entertainment day four will hopefully provide.
Group B: the very definition of second album syndrome, with a distinct lack of top drawer sides. We’re more excited about Australia vs. Ireland than any other game in the first round though.
You love David Warner. We love David Warner. David Warner loves David Warner. But is he actually any good at cricket? Short answer; not really. Not yet anyway.