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Opinion Archive

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #47: Owais Shah

Truly the king of the comedy run out.

No Comments | February 9, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,

We Need To Talk About (The People Talking About) Kevin

The work experience boy is angry again. And it’s not because his girlfriend has been Facebooking her ex. The one with the big penis.

No Comments | February 8, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Kevin Pietersen Should Have Played For Australia

Filling out your passport application correctly can sometimes be a tricky affair.

No Comments | February 5, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

England Ladder: Test Matches

The hardest thing we’ve done since we tried to do The Chemical Brothers at a local karaoke night.

5 Comments | February 4, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

The 51allout Propaganda Machine: A Broad Definition Of Success

Stuart Broad has been having a fine time down under.

No Comments | February 3, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , , ,

No Such Thing As A Free Launch: Robert Winder’s ‘The Little Wonder’

An article about a book about a book about cricket.

No Comments | February 2, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

The 51allout Propaganda Machine: The Buttler Did It

Part two in our series explaining why England’s tour of Australia has largely been a successful one.

No Comments | January 31, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,

The 51allout Propaganda Machine: The Future’s Bright, The Future’s Orange

England Ashes tour has been a massive success. Here’s the first reason why: Ben Stokes.

2 Comments | January 30, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #46: Anthony McGrath

Statistically, the man who is better than Kallis.

No Comments | January 27, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #45: Derek Pringle

Yet another failed new Ian Botham joins our Unlikely Lads list.

No Comments | January 17, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,