A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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Australian Test Ladder Part 2: Judgement Day

A lot can change in a few months. Well in cricket it can. Absolutely fuck all has changed here. Except the quality of the excerpts for our articles have rapidly declined.

No Comments | March 6, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Are You There God? It’s Me, Devereux

Coming to cinemas this summer: the heart-warming of a tale of a young man who just wants to fit in. All he needs to do is discover how to bowl leg-spin again.

No Comments | March 3, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

What do they know of keeping wicket, who only keeping wicket know?

Look at all those non-English wicket keepers scoring runs!

No Comments | February 26, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Attaque A Outrance And The Australian Test Team

Do you want to live forever? Well? Do you?

2 Comments | February 25, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Australia And South Africa, Sitting In A Tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G

What the world needs now is love, sweet love. And a proper Australia vs. South Africa rivalry.

No Comments | February 20, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: ,

England Ladder: Test Matches

The hardest thing we’ve done since we tried to do The Chemical Brothers at a local karaoke night.

5 Comments | February 4, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Australia vs. England, 4th ODI: Preview

Three-nil will become four-nil, as sure as the WACA’s cold drinks vending system will go wrong.

3 Comments | January 23, 2014 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

So Just How Crap Is Australia Anyway?

People: quite hard to impress apparently.

1 Comment | January 9, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

The Only Thing Worse Than England: The 51allout Predictions (Revisited)

That’s the last time we’ll make that mistake again.

No Comments | January 5, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,